DICK MOMENTS !!!

Well first of all I'm a Dick, and I'm going to be a DICK, say things a DICK would say if a DICK could say 'em, no I'm not running for Office...unless Office was something like a vagina?... But really, can anything good really come from a DICK?... think about it

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2013-05-07

From recent research, I’ve come to the conclusion that the delightfully tacky restaurant chain called, Hooters, is in fact a gateway restaurant for teenage girls and women. Where in the hell am I going with this, right? Come on ladies, all aboard, hop on the “Service” Industry Train first stop Hooters Toot-Toot!!!. It’s all-downhill from there.

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Guys where would we be without morning wood, seriously?… Can you image the horror of waking up every morning yelling, “Where’s my Dick!?

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Somebody’s up early!!!

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2013-05-05

It’s not easy being a Dick, sometimes life gets hard you know, so hard, so really really hard. The pressure keeps building up inside. Tension keeps building, swelling up until I just lose it all over a pair of boobies.

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I remember the good old days, when science and technology was at it’s best, when men boldly touched random things with their penises just to see what would happen…We lost a lot of good men in the name of science.

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2013-02-13

I’m not completely sold on the woman’s time of the month being referred to as the “Period” Well first of all I think labeling it is just stupid. I’m a fucking Dick what about my Period… What would we call it?… How about “Era”. Is that big enough for you, it is for me? I would call it the “Epic Era of Me”. The history of fucking shit up! All about me. Anyway, back to the “period”, no I’m not satisfied with that one. How about let’s call it, the “Exclamation”. By definition an exclamation is: a sudden cry or remark, esp. expressing surprise, anger, or pain. Yeah that sounds about right.

— DICK MOMENT
2013-02-04

somehillbilly:

Sonic Youth, “Expressway to Yr Skull”, live, 1987.

From Hold That Tiger.

For Jessica.

I had to reblog this!

Source: somehillbilly
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When it comes to a good College Education: The NORTH ain’t so far from the SOUTH.

I know people that I’m a DICK, but this kind of pisses me off a bit…ok that wasn’t funny cause I’m a DICK and I occasionally have to piss. I do take into consideration that these “photos” were taken by college students who were simply just having fun and didn’t mean anything really racist by this, right? The photo on top was taken by a Sorority at Penn State University, in Pennsylvania. the 2 photos on the bottom were taken at Auburn University, in Alabama. These images can be found on the internet, Google it… it’s fun!

”Photo Essay on American Education”

by DICK MOMENTS
2013-02-02

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.

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Oscar Wilde (via criminalwisdom)

This is so true

Source: criminalwisdom
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Actor Jeff Daniels telling it like it is about Americas, I should know people, cause I’m a DICK!

-DICK MOMENTS